The Magic Conch Shell is a toy that is familiar to a 8-ball toy. It is a unlawful toy that only said to you to do nothing when trying to escape out from a lost forest, cave, etc. (Unless this will teleports you out of a dangerous place, and brings you back home when this magic conch shell is really magical, but dull). This magic conch shell only says polite words and things to nice people, but hates naughty people (including Squidward) and forbade them from other nice people. It also hates Angry German Kid and Satan mostly. Angry German Kid also destroyed the Magic Conch Shell with his keyboard

Magic Conch Shell